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A college where 90% of created madden characters come from
My madden team is an Abilene Christian dream team
To say things you are certain are false, but you know you can get away with it.
Rudy was saying the election was rigged, but he was just talking christian. Donald said he was working late, but Marla knew he was just talking christian.
This chain of schools is full of the biggest pussies to ever grace the planet. Contrary to belief, Alabama isn't the only place where people fuck their cousins, this school is full of inbred motherfuckers. The staff at this school don't do anything but assign shitty assignments that are so outrageously stupid no one will do them. Their sports teams suck so bad, they haven't won any games since 2009.
Person 1: Did you see the game last night?
Person 2: Yeah, they pulled a Conway Christian.
A follower of the Christian Faith or a Christian-related faith who only attends church in a time of crisis. This is moderately similar to a Holiday Christian though the attendance of a Holiday Christian is more predictable. Crisis Christians may attend church for consecutive weeks (or even days) in their time of need and not give it a second thought once their prayers have been answered.
Person 1: "My husband lost is job. We went to church every week and prayed for a miracle. Now he has a fantastic job and we don't need to go to church anymore!"
Person 2: Well you're quite the Crisis Christian, aren't you?
A guy who want to be a balut vendor someday. He is a man of balutness and balutnity. Someday he will be a successful balutman.
pabili nga po ng balut, kuya kevin Christian.
Total savage who is both good with chicks and the drums
Dude, wish I was a god like Christian Skaf.
A great friend that's there for you. He makes you laugh at stupid things. You both laugh at stupid things. He's someone you could vent to and he'll help you with your problem. Yet he bullies you but then you also do it back. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. He's a ladies man too (; He's POPULAR even though he doesn't think he is. He's a fantabulous person you could ever meet. :).
Christian Call : I’m not famous:(
Me: you’re famous omfg