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matt wisnewski

An idiot who has the worst combover in the world and will never get any girls and will end up dying with 16 cats.

Matt wisnewski is the worst name for a kid.

by Jeffery chicken nuggets November 29, 2016

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MATT Z

A scruffy older gentleman that trys to relive his past through surrounding himself with younger people, usually fresh outta highschool.

"Hey let's go over to MATT Z's house after school, we can do anything there"

by MrArizona November 19, 2011

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Matt Wilson

Matt is an elusive creature that has only been described in literature from the 15th Century until he surfaced in Middle Tennessee. Matt β€œWarthog” Wilson now holds the world record for most children under his care that didn’t come from his own ball sack.

β€œWow... that Matt Wilson sure is a Warthog”

β€œDid you see that warthog raping a man under that bridge? I think it might be Matt”

by Screamlett September 28, 2021

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dvs-matt

A knowledgeable poster on the website Nexopia.
Reasonably well known and posts in drug forums mostly.

See, I told you dvs-matt would know the answer if you asked him.

by JACKOFFASAUR January 4, 2008

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matt park

A peanut butter monster who’s high all the damn time, gives great head, but not often... Matt parks pretty chill, he’s good at cooking, he likes Oreos and people named Vincent

Matt park? Oh yea we found that dude on the kitchen floor with his dick in the peanut butter jar.

by RAVENNNN19 September 25, 2020

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Bre and Matt

Bre and Matt are two peas in a pod. Everybody is jealous of how close they are.

Look at Matt and Bre aweee. Bre and Matt are special.

by mansmansmaj December 19, 2016

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matt himple

The perfection being really tall.

You are really tall, you related to Matt Himple?

by GooseMN January 11, 2009

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