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Schrodinger's cracker is a phrase used to describe white people. White people simultaeneously believe they are both the superior race and opressed at the same time - it's an oxymoron, really.
Alex: "White people are opressed too! Reverse racism is a thing!"
Alex, two days later at a KKK meeting: "We must kill all the blacks! Slavery was a good thing that they clearly wanted!"
Tyrone: "Shit, there's a clear case of schrodinger's cracker."
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The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Also, a Gorillaz song.
Not all crackers come from Cracker Island, but everyone from Cracker Island is a cracker.
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The act of pulling out an animal cracker at random, assuming the position of chosen animal, and allowing your significant other to go to town on you.
I love playing animal crackers, the giraffe gets me off every time.
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A white cracker is a girl that is really white, has no flavour and is racist. her hair is a nice ombré look silver into purple and brown very nice colours. #myfavbunny she is also very fake and ugly and needs makeup to cover up her ugly ass face. She is also known as jorjaxgrace
“ oi who’s that white cracker over there?”
That’s just jorja
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Lance Toasted cheese and peanubutter crackers. Everything you could need cheese cracker with the peanut butter and really cheap.Good when youve got the munchies and your buddy has some cuz you know there cheap so jew you way into one.
Yo dude lemme get a pack of the jew crackers.
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The exact opposite of nigger rigging, wherein a cracker tries to repair something and it fails horribly. Usually resulting in his friends of African descent rigging it for him/her. Usually preceeded by the statement," Here, hold my beer."
Going to the auto shop, purchasing the parts to fix your car spending twice as much as it would take to fix it at the dealership and ultimately asking your friend who is a mechanic to fix it half assed in the interim.
"wow... what an incredible feat of cracker rigging"
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A white person obsessed with Japanese culture.
"I'm late for the anime convetion!" yelled the obnoxious cracker jap.
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