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An ass lap is when a girl has an ass so big that it creates a make-shift lap in the back which can be used as a shelf, or a inconvenient place for a cat to take a nap.
Hey, I set my beer down for a second and now it's gone. Did you see where it went?" "Yeah man, it's over there, you set it on Amanda's ass lap and she walked away." "Oh shit man, my bad.
When some dickhead acts like monumental tit so you gotta put a leash on them and prove your dominace so you warn them that tonight theyre gonna become your bitch
Oi. Shut the fuck up become i come over there and make you my prison ass tonight
Il turn your fat ass into a prison ass if you keep running your mouth
You wanna be my prison ass tonight
That moist ass is so moist, I thought I was at Miami Seaquarium
A painful feeling in one's ass caused by sitting too long. Hacker's ass is a common condition among programming enthusiasts.
I need to get one of those Aeron chairs, I'm starting to get some chronic hacker's ass.
"Hey Bob, wanna grab some coffee?"
"Sure, I'm starting to get some hacker's ass anyways."
An anal sex-toy. Specifically, the name given to anal sex toys that are used by straight men.....who just "happen" to be "curious."
Brett swears he's not gay, he just tried the ass gadget out of curiosity
The action of sitting down in a casual fashion.
Hey bro, wanna go da dat dere White Castle's wit me?
Na, I'm gonna plop ass in yo crib while ya get da shit.
Having sex like it's going to be your last time
Ya Gregg Gerb went home with this broad from the Beer Garden and Crushed-Ass