I solemnly swear I am up to no good

Mischief managed

“I solemnly swear I am up to no good”

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i love you but i am not in love with you

When a person likes and cares for you but is not in love with you.

Girl: We are gonna have to break up?

Boy: Why? I thought you loved me...

Girl: I love you but i am not in love with you...

:(

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07/07/07 07:07:07 AM

the seventh day of the seventh month of the seventh year...

the seventh second of the seventh minute of the seventh hour...

July 07, 2007
7:07:07 AM

Timeless Treasures

06/06/06 six six six

07/07/07 07:07:07 AM
Dude it's 2 triple 7's...07/07/07 07:07:07 AM

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you're about to find out who i am

a more militantly-minded version of the popular "you're about to get to know me"; instead of expressing its surface desire to become "properly introduced," this phrase is akin to the Shakespearean cry "into the breach once again dear friends" and is most likely used by an individual who wants to kick some serious tail

Guy 1: "I slept with your partner"
"Your Partner"'s partner: "You're about to find out who I am"

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I know you are but what am I

A great comeback or a phrase that will wreak havoc. This phrase and be used to simply annoy someone or to say for the heck of it.Also it can be used in a conversation.

1)Ruben:Your a butt cheek

Tom:I know you are but what am I?

2)BOB:I'm going to be Albert Einstein

Rick:I know you are but what am I?
BOB:Beats me it's up to you

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help I am trapped in an urban dictionary definition

get me out let me out help me

help I am trapped in an urban dictionary definition please let me out it's been 3 years

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i am way to sober for this shit right now

It means that the person can’t even deal with this right now, come get them when there drunk or something.

Friends being annoying, me “ I am way to sober for this shit right now.”