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A person that tends to have aroused-sensations over a non-sexual occurence. 2. A girl that claims to have a boner, is officially a bonerized-american. 3.A bonerized-american does not have to technically be an american.
Angie yelled out "I have a boner!" and Yami replied "ha, you're officially a bonerized-american!"
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A total hypocrite who feigns religious piety.
Johnny: My sunday school teacher called me white trash.
Mother: Your teacher is just an American Christian, its what they do!
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the politically correct term for the species formerly known as "cat"
cats around the world, tired from centuries of discrimination and marginalizing language, threw off the shackles of oppression and took up the indentity of felino-americans.
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Huge blokes running around in tights with a shitload of armor.
The pads are apprently used to protect 300 lb men from 300 lb men. Seems silly really. Whats the difference between that and a 200lb men hitting 200lb men. They seem to pull it off downunder in that AFL game and rugby.
Somehow named "Football" when the entire game consists of throwing and tackling with the occasional "Foot to ball" contact.
Game follows a distinct pattern. "4 seconds of gameplay, 30 seconds of ads, 20 seconds of commentators rambling crap... 4 seconds of gameplay" etc etc etc
Seems to collect large crowds of men who would rather watch big men in tights then spend some time having fun with their family.
"Wow did you see that awesome sequence of ads the other day, swear i caught a climpse of men in tights"
"I could help my son with his school project that means something, instead im going to go to "The Game" and drink my self silly with other men who prefer to be away from their loved ones"
"Wow, American Football is very cool, ask Miley Cyrus"
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A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).
This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.
Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.
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A human with two X chromosomes who is a citizen of the United States of America
"...I believe the correct term is 'Vagina American."
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A clothing shop; often considered to be the place where preps shop. They are known for the vintage, rugged style. Clothing items often priced high.
I got this worn-out shirt from American Eagle. It's awesome!
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