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A form of physical aggression performed by a female, wherein she leaps into the air and slams her groin into another's (male OR female) chest. Also considered to be a sexual position from one of the long-lost chapters of the Kama Sutra.
Susan: John, I'm tired of your shit!
John: Shut up, bitch!
Susan: flying vagina attack!
(Wherein Susan proceeds to leap in the air and slam her vagina into John's chest, knocking the wind out of him.)
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Whan a female is double penetrated by two males.
I'm really sore today, Jenny, I suffered a twin pronged attack last night.
An overbearing parent who treats all who interact with the child as if they will most certainly make a mistake and cause their child harm. As "helicopter parents" hover around the child to ensue the child is guided, the attack helicopter parent obsesses over any who come in contact with the child.
Tim's kid asked if I had candy so I gave him a stick of gum. So Tim starts raisin his voice about the kid's diet. Tim's one'a them attack helicopter parents.
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I sexually identify as an attack helicopter gender.
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An episode of anxiety that occurs when all of the television shows that you are watching simultaneously take a commercial break.
Johnny was enjoying Monday Night Football, Two and A Half Men, and a Scrubs re-run when all three shows went to commercial break. He was bombarded with soda and car insurance ads, and as a result, suffered an ads-iety attack.
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when you see a fit girl and instantly get obsessed with her and you hyperventilate
olivia saw a girl and had a lesbian panic attack
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When You cut of a lady's left Boob with a 1987 brand pair of scissors, Load it into a M79 Grenade Launcher and proceed to run around the neighborhood, shooting a left boob at people while shouting "skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun dun dun ya done now. Traditionally done while wearing a "Sexy Pennywise" halloween Costume
OMG... Did you see Billy out their!!! He was Arkansas Rack Attacking people.
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