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A sophisticated bath time procedure for real connoisseur's of hair health. It is the process of shampooing one's head with a shampoo and only a shampoo. Followed by a rinse. Followed by an application of a conditioner. And another rinse.
Bi-pooers know how it is meant to be, and adamantly despise brands such as: Head and Shoulders, AXE (hair products), Old Spice, et al.
Him: Hey your hair looks and smells amazing! What is your secret?
Her: I've been bi-pooing my hair for 24 years. Thanks!
Him: Dang! I use a 2 in 1.
Her: You give me the ick.
When you say you are Bi-sexual, but you are actually just gay. No getting around it.
“He’s not even Bi he's Diedrick-Bi”
Friend who is great wingman regardless of whether they have the same sexual preference as you.
The fact that Nick will act like he's interested in the friend, regardless of whether it's a girl or guy makes him the best bi-wingman ever!
Super-bi defines a person which occurs to only fuck other people in the ass. If the super-bi person gets fucked in the ass by another person she is deranked to bi.
A super-bi person is a privlaged one and on the top of the hunger chain.
Therefore only a male individual can be super-bi.
A: Have you heard from Matt? He fucked some of the cheerleaders and the football team, but only in the ass.
B: Wow he must be super-bi!
When someone flirts with you, then gives you the cold shoulder on and off.
"Are you and Cameron in a flirtationship or are you enemies?"
"I don't know he's bi-flirty"
When a woman finds her mole a beauty mark one day and a nasty mole the next day.
"One day she thinks its a beauty mark, the next day it looks like a wart....she's so Bi-Moler"
A heterosexual who becomes spontaneously attracted to members of the same sex after shaking hands with a sexy gay guy.
Also, the phenomenon in which this occurs.
"Hey, want to go camping next week?"
"Can't dude, still coming down from that contact bi I got at the gym last month."