The perfect couple. everyone is jealous of them. :)
"look at brandon and kailee! they are so perfect together!"
"I know i wish i was them"
Adj:
A boy named Brandon that uses girls, breaks their heart, is a jerk,thot, is self centered, and man slut who doesn't know how to fuck off.
Fuckboy brandon: i have a golden heart and u broke it
her: u fucking funny , fuck off
fuckboy brandon :don't tell me what to do
her: ...u thot
Gorgeous, green eyes, long hair, beautiful smile, amazing personality, funny, interesting, charismatic. Comparable to Russell Brand.
Brandon Henry} has a nice booty, big penis, and fucks like a cheetah. He's a nice guy.
The act of taking a shit and when an exceptionally large turd is half way out of the asshole and the person themself or another person such as a friend pushes it back up your asshole
Man, I was feeling lonely so I called up my friend and he gave me a halfway Brandon
Sarah was feeling pretty kinky so I shoved a turd back up her asshole for sexual pleasure
Brandon- The English Derivative of the French name "Brendan" meaning famous and well liked
Loftis- The man who will take over the World
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Brandon Loftis- The english man who will one day take over the world!
Guy 1: DUDE! That guy looks just like the Brandon Loftis in the movie!
Guy 2: Really? I thought He died in that movie...
Guy 1: Yeah, but so what? He could still be real..
Honestly just some gay kid that whips out his dick in front of other men
Woah dude don’t whip out your dick or you’ll be a Brandon sogness