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The hottest man on earth. If you go anywhere near him you WILL burn to death! He’s also my husband so if you decide to meet him- do not try to Take my man cause u might or might not end up in the hospital.
example: ”I” was ShrekShook when I found out I was pregnant with Ben Hardy’s child.
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When a suggestion or statement is said, and in less than a minute someone says the same thing, oblivious that it has already being said.
Matthew: Hey. Wanna go get something to eat?
Kieren: Sure. Why Not?
Danny: Lets go to subway.
Kieren: Lets Go!
1 Minute Later
Ben: Wanna go subway for dinner?
Matthew: You're Doing A Ben, yet again.
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man look at that ugly girl shes a right curley ben!
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Ben Crouse, is a bitch ass Arabic nigga who likes to fart in your god damn face. His slut mom likes to yell at him while he's jacking off to his poop and pee fetish. He is also imfamously known for yelling "Joe mama" during an English class.
"Dude, is that the Ben Crouse? The one that yelled 'Joe mama' in class???"
"HELL YEAH IT IS, THIS IS WHY HE DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND"
"Bro, he's probably gay..."
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a godlike being
only defeated in the hands of speed and Jesus, known for defeating even the mightiest of souls
someone who only says yes and no and then laughs for no reason
that talking Ben was so hot
I wonder if that talking Ben will ever stop
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when your shaggin a rlly fat obese individual, you shout clingon and then when they turn round your werin a clingon mask then punch her and chuck her out the window and see if she flies like a startrek ship whilst hummin the star trek tune.
yo i gave dat bitch the ben baldwin last nite! she woke up in a pile of shit!
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When a Ben kisses you on the cheek, steps back, and gently smiles at you with love in his eyes. This makes your heart flutter.
Girl 1: OMG, I hung out with Ben last night. After we left the bowling alley, he gave me a Ben Job.
Girl 2: That's so sweet! I wish I could get a BJ, too :(
Girl 1: Better find yourelf a Ben ;)
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