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I only did this to be fair to Trump
IM TO YOUNG TO CARE ABOUT AND OR PAY ATTENTION TO THE NEWS. FUCK BOTH PRESIDENTS . Fuck joe Biden and trump tbh. VOTE ME FOR PRES
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This is a campaign was started in early 2021 in order to help rehabilitate the current President of the United States, Joseph Biden. It was first announced to a select group of left leaning voters, after the Democratic Party realized that they wouldn’t be able to sneak this man into office for a second term. Leaked emails suggest that this campaign will help with Joe Biden’s eye sight, cover up multiple accusations of sexual assault, pay his wife to hold off the divorce until 2028, tone down his hypocrisy (estimated to be decreased by .2%, a fraction of the total), keep his body held together, and attempt to make his future Presidential campaign legitimate.
High Powered Random Democratic Voter: Hilary, are you going to send any money to this new campaign, Help Joe Biden?
Hilary: I’ll send in enough money to keep those flight records to Jeffrey Epstein’s Island out of public knowledge, but I only think it’s fair if they try to illegally force me into office as well.
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The 46th Joe states of the United Biden, President. He enjoys ice cream and reading from teleprompter. Joe is a good guy, but - he forgets what he wants to say and uses "Come on man!" and "You ain't black" to make people nervous. He won the elections by telling both a lot of truths and lies about Donald Trump. People voted for him not because they LIKED him but because they HATED Trump.
"Did you see Joe Biden vs Donald Trump, last night?"
"Yeah man, they were arguing like babies man. Oh god!"
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The 78th president of the United states.
He is also a great father
Joe Biden once sniffed my dogs ass!
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A spontaneously spewed catchy nickname given to Joe and Hunter Biden by Dolt 45 during a press conference with him and the Finnish President.
Well now, you impolite, fake news asshole, you must realize that those Stone Cold Crooked Bidens are the real criminals we all should be focusing on!
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A euphemistic way to reference Joe Biden's famous open mike reference to the Health Care Reform bill. Used in polite conversation with those current on political events.
You won the lottery? Wow! As Joe Biden would say...
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oh sh!t. pls dont get me into it. ok, fine, heres a song called this old man.
this old man, a fat ass bun,
he raises gas prices for fun
he's a big cheater in the election,
oh god damm, you better run
this old man, with no bass,
he needs a good kick in the ass
this you see, is not a pun,
he fell down on air force one
this old man, president,
in the US, he's a dent
Get an rpg or a 4x4
riddance biden dinosaur!!
*bows deeply*
riddance Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. TRUMP 2024 PEOPLE