Bird's Nest

When you go to a public restroom and put a bunch of toilet paper in the toilet. A giant ball of toilet paper.

And shit on the toilet
Gives quite a funny noise, and is a pain for the janitor to clean it up.

Ryan: Dude, I just did a bird's nest haha

Justin: Haha your so funny

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surfi'n bird

a sexual act were you do a girl doggy style and right be for you blow your load you pull out and blow it all over her face and while she's in shock from that just dump her.

yo last night i surfi'n bird my ex she started freaking out

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whirley bird

swinging your wiener around in a circular fashion. Preferably slapping a female in the face repeatedly.Sometimes used to greet people.

Last night i did the whirley bird on this girls face.she loved it.

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bacofoil bird

A girl who turns up to a rave dressed in attire resembling turkey foil

Too many bacofoil birds at that club, mate

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Thirsty Bird

The act of one refraining to drink water for an extended period of time, until urin is a solid yellow, and shoving ones penis in the mouth of their partner, then urinating until all urin is depleted, in return the partner "gargles" it and transfers the liquid oraly to the original partner. this process is usualy repeated 3-5 times or until most of the urin is swallowed. This is usualy followed by anal sex.

Person 1-Noah and Andy did the thirsty bird yesterday!
Person 2-You mean that thing that Daniel Tosh did with Clint Howard?
Person 1-Yes.

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bird shit

When you follow someone on Twitter - just to be nice and give them a follower or two - and then they incessantly tweet at you about nothing, about shit you really don't give a damn about.

And you get bird shit on about 10 times in a row.

Incoming Bird Shit - I'm going to the #Food Lion - what should I buy?

Incoming Bird Shit - Should I wear the #white t shirt or the #yellow?

Incoming Bird Shit - @noname, you are so #right

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Flaming Bird

A sexual position in which one participant lays on their back with the legs spread while the other participant hits the first between the legs with a literal flaming bird. If a flaming bird is not available, other objects can be substituted.

While the flaming bird is considered one of the most painfual sexual positions, it is very popular to onlookers.

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