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Sean D's Birthday is March 14th
"when's Sean D's Birthday"
"it's March 14th"
The day on which Bear Grylls' is born. (June 7th)
A: Holy shit! It's Bear Grylls' birthday today!
B: No it's not dumbass, June 7th is tomorrow.
Stav is a cool, funny and very 7wow girl. Stavs are good friends, kind and have amazing personalities. Stav has .5 photos of the forehead of everyone on planet earth and has embarrassing photos of all her friends. Stav also likes watching TV series and has very good taste in watching the right ones. She has watched Sherlock (highly recommended), and lately, has been obsessed with the show good omens but in healthy way (maybe?). She is also very successful, and will easily find a worthy date for the Yale ball (if you want I can introduce you to people as the girl who broke up with Gustav Klimt and broke his heart). She also has a cool friend who wishes her happy birthday, promises to be there for her during Yale and requests all embarrassing photos she has of him will be shown ONLY to Emma (also Tamar is ok, but only if it comes up naturally). he (the friend) also has a super good, original and uncommon hairstyle, likes to eat flakes and definitely doesn't play clash royal (we've decided to ignore that...).
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STAV!!!🥳🥳🥳
random guy at yale: "Stav you are so amazing, can you be my date to the Yale ball?
Stav: "I need to think about it. so many other people asked me so i have so many options and its really difficult to make a decision."
Stav (birthday) - i need to inculde the word im defining...
also, happy birthday !!!🥳🥳🥳
A gift of a Marijuana joint for a birthday gift.
At your birthday party we gotta slip of n smoke your birthday cigarette I got you.
When you having an absolute furthest with your girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse, partner, wife, husband, half bother, half sister, 2nd cousin from the south on your birthday.
damn bro, my gf texted me she would surprise me with a birthday bone.
When you poke the birthday person with your finger or something (usually in the stomach) so they will have good luck the rest of the day .
"A birthday stab for the lucky boy"
"bro the birthday stab WORKED"