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A group of gentlemen who make women drool while sipping drinks by the pool.
The two blonde twins forever loved being eiffel-towered by any 2 of the bo's.
If you look up the word “Alpha male” in the dictionary, it would say “Dylan Bos”. Along with being polite and caring, he unlocks the full beast mode within when he takes off his top and gives you two tickets to his gun show.
He is swol, he driven, he is vascular, he has boulders for shoulders, he is smoky and will heat up any room he walks into, he is captivating and will put all women under the spell of his black magic charm with his alluring eyes and sensuous lips. He is a sculpture of masculinity. He is the undefeated true final bos that no one can defeat.
“Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?”
“Bro it ain’t chu, the Dylan Bos just walked in”
When the thought came to you to search the word Dylan Bos, you likely became very aroused. Typing the word probably gave you a raging boner or, most likely, made you wet as Mount Waialeale in Hawaii after 10,0000mls of rain. Reading the words Dylan Bos almost certainly rocked your world with one of the most intense verbal induced orgasms of your life. Don't change your pants just yet, because there are still more Dylan Bos definitions to read. And for those who would consider dating an ex girlfriend of a Dylan Bos, don't try it. These women are used Dylan’s, and will not be satisfied with anything else unless sexually starved for seven years, which is how long it takes for every cell in their bodies to be replaced.
“I just can’t stop leaking everywhere!”
“Did you Google Dylan Bos again?”
Dylan Bos is a sex god with a massive shlong. He is a beast in the bedroom and no one leaves feeling unfulfilled. Getting an invite to his room is like getting free front row seats at a Lakers Game. It will be the highlight of your life.
Even hetero men, muff divers and queens question themselves when a Dylan Bos enters the room with his sweet fragrance and his illuminated smile. They immediately want to take him home to do bad things to him.
The constant sexual objectification can become tiresome for any Dylan Bos. The community need to understand they have feelings too, and are a whole person.
“I’d love to bang the f*ck outta that Dylan Bos and sit on his face”
“Who wouldn’t, but we have to remember he is a whole person with feelings too”
Stands for "Low-Energy-Zone Boy". It identifies a male of some kind who is constantly in a state of low energy who may or may not drain the energy out of social situations they're involved in. This could be caused by depression, by alexithemia, by upbringing, or by other life circumstances. Can manifest with irritability or without it. Some LEZ BO's seem emotionally dead.
"Tim always sucks the life out of the party. He's such a LEZ BO."
"I know that Jake works a different shift than our friend group, but does he always have to be such a LEZ BO all the time?"
"Oh, I can't hang out with Billy. He'll put me to sleep! He's such a LEZ BO."
A sexual act that consists of a light slap of the penis or even a helicopter motion for more experienced "boingers". The act of boinging is a delicate art. The main rule of the Boing is the element of surprise because your partner should not expect it in order to induce confusion and embarrassment.
P.S.A.- The helicopter boing should not be attempted unless you have your Boingers license and can be extremely dangerous for any penis it is being performed on.
"Bro she fucking Boinged me last night on the beach!"
"Damn bro that sounds so nice. Its been a minute since my girl has boinged me"
A Boing is where someone is very annoying and can bounce back from anything.
I can't believe how much of a boing you are