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To place plastic wrap on someone's face and then proceed to defocate on it.
I gave her a glass bottom boat ride.
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A form fitting pair of jeans that woman over 40 wear to show off their shape when they go out on the prowl
Cougar 1: Now that your divorce is final you should go to this club with me to get back in the dating game.
Cougar 2: Yeah, but I was married for so long that I don't have anything to wear.
Cougar 1: We are both the same size, I have these great pair of Cougar Bottom Jeans you can wear. When I wear them the young guys can't keep their hands off me.
Cougar 2: Well then go get them and I will try to get a baby sitter.
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when you wrap someone's face in plastic wrap and then shit on them
that girl let me glass bottom boat her, man i love shitting on people.
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the REAL definition:
when you put saran wrap on your chest and someone takes a shit on it and you flip the saran wrap into your face
people have ACTUALLY done this... and i have no idea how fecal matter is sexually stimulating but whatever floats your boat i guess... i made a funny.
dude 1: yea cassy gave me a glass bottom boat..
dude 2: you sick fuck.
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A chic that has a long, droopy butt.
"You see the soggy long bottom in the jeans over there?"
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Leviathin
To be honest as much of a pussy as leviathin is, he was a really good bottom fuck
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When you are sick and you have diarrhea and are throwing up at the same time.
Dude...I nearly shit myself while I was puking. Tops and bottoms suck ass.
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