The Jonas Brothers

A band of amazing awesomeness. These three brothers are so bitchin that they once blew up an entire city with their ROCK. When they play their completely not-gay, totally cool music, everyone orgasms. End of story.

I heard the jonas brothers have purity rings. I guess that means that they only suck dicks instead of taking them in the anus.

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Venture Brothers

When two guys discuss their sexual conquests only to find out they have unknowingly have three or more girls in common and instantly become best friends as a result.

Guy 1: "And then there was this girl Jessica..."
Guy 2: "...Wait, Jessica who?"
Guy 1: "Jessica Fakeasfuck?"
Guy 2: "NO WAY ME TOO!"
Guy 1: "NO WAY THAT'S AWESOME!"
Guy 2: "We're totally Venture Brothers!"

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brother james

the chutick principal of lfjc who is a dumb fuck malyali rand who cant pronounce words properly(i dont mean to hurt any malyalis)and who ain't giving us enough holidays casue he'll miss ogling at the asses and boobies of the girls and the dicks of the guys and of course fucking and getting fucked by the pt master

"JAMES"--common lfjc slang for anything gross , disgusting ......

arey lavda james

james mar jaa na kutta !!!!

james kaisa lavda hai tu

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blood brother

someone who became your brother through sharing blood. ***required to get a tramp stamp of their blood sister.***

those two are blood brother and sister

how do you know?

look, he has a tramp stamp of her name.

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brother peas

the sex organ you have when you hav neither a penis or vagina

i got me a brother peas!

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deuce brothers

n. A singular band of three brothers (thus the modifier deuce) and their implied cohorts who are partial to violence, crime, any and all infractions of the law and morality, and alcoholism. Originally comprised of Jimmy "Fingers" Deuce, Jesse "The Fist" Deuce, Taylor "Tip-Cup" Deuce and 08675309. Later added to the group: The BQ

Those blasted deuce brothers stole my couch again!

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Brother Dan

My crazy new brother who sits next to me in Graphic Design. There used to be another Dan there, but he turned into a kid named Josh. Therefore, I told Josh that his new name is Dan and he said he could be my brother. Alex is my father in-law because I married his daughter and we have a son named Billy.

Brother Dan's computer is going to self-destruct in less than four minutes unless he gets back from that presentation downstairs!

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