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When you poop in your hands and clap
Did you guys hear Dave did a sloppy clap?
Commonly used to call someone the better player in video games.
When you are sucking in air thru your ass to make a fart but you push out your muscles while holding your butthole open. It makes a clapping sound and makes a rancid smell.
I was gonna butt suck but then I felt my butthole stay open so instead I just had some rectal claps.
The moment male genitalia bang off the top tube or crossbar of a bicycle. This action is usually accompanied with an immediate and significant exhale of breath and a lot of expletives, and is then followed by no intake of breathe for a good 5 seconds and more extreme cases this pause in breathing can be significantly longer. For a variable period of time after the incident, it is quite common to be forced to walk with an unusual gait.
Look that guy's walking like John Wayne ! Ah, he's just had an Icelandic clap episode bike-riding.....
When a toadie praises someone in a position of power.
I don't need a sap clap every now and then. I just need the facts from someone with a backbone.
To not contract chlamydia or other sexually transmitted diseases,
Hey Scott, let’s hang out.
Good idea, NO CLAP.