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To spread the outer lips of a vagina, pee in it and then have sex with the pee still in.
Me and my girlfriend did the CALIFORNIA HOT POCKET last night
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When school closes due to disease rather than the sunny 360 days a year weather
Girl 1: Can you believe the swine flu shut down our school for a week?
Girl 2: yeah, it's about time we got a California snow day.
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A California Steam Roller is when you hold in a crap for a long period of time than crap in out and smother yourself in it. Afterwards you must roll over a girl until she is also covered in poop.
If you want you can shove a Twinkie up her butt.
California Steam Rollers are fun but smelly.
"Did you remember the Twinkie Tonight?"
"Why are we gonna California Steam Roll?"
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Every third weekend in May. Calaveras County angles camp.
there were no women in california in 1850. So the hombres need something that jumps ( thrill ) for money. Thus started the California Jumping Frog contest at angles camp.
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N.) V.(TO california mud hop.)- when you have sex and then you pull it out and stick it in each hole simultaneously.
WOOOHOOO!! that was a great california mud hopping session.
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where a girls vagina is messed up because of having her taint cut during child birth thus making her butthole and pussyhole one and causing her to shit out of her vajayjay
Damn I went down on my girl last night and she had the runs and gave me a California volcano burger
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When a member of the opposite sex combs your mane whilst squirting juices all over a disabled old woman. Eventually it congeals to form a rancid layer of ejaculate which is then passed through a fine mesh, and is used to lubricate Musical Directors. Disturbingly, this festering substance can be spread on crumpets and scones and be force fed to a pig.
Last night my wife introduced me to a California Shower Bath... I was so happy with the results that I sold the recipe to a local pig farmer, who thanked me by donating some of his juices onto my crumpet.
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