calling card

Laying seat liner paper into a toilet and then taking a dump so that the excrament actually sits on the liner paper and portrudes above the level of the water.

Man, that stall hella stinks because of the calling card Byron left - it was stickin' out at least 4 inches!

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call and ball

a term first coined by neel, a young basketball player in cincinnati. A call and ball is when you're playing 21 and first you call someone out to play defense on you one-on-one, then you ball them out and score.

First i'll call you out, then i'll ball you out. Yeah, i'll call and ball your ass out of here.

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Call on me

Horrible, shitty Dance music that got to number 1, just going to show that the charts are almost dead.
The only reason it got there is because stinking Trendies like to masturbate while watching the sluts on the video.

Trendy Bob: "YO! Dat Eric Prydz video is wank fine! My cock iz Hard jus finkin abaht it!!!"

Trendy Fred: "Dat blonde bird is sum wank fine ho....etc,etc..."

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booty call

When your butt rings; or when you have your phone in your back pocket and someone calls you

"Courtney, you got a booty call."
"Ashley, Courtney's always getting booty calls."

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buddy call

Similar to a booty call except that when you arrive for your booty, you discover the person only had intentions of cuddling. Like a cuddle call, except the callee doesn't know they're not going to get any until they get there. A false alarm, if you will.

Tim was so psyched when Jenny booty-called him, but when he got there, he had major blueballs since it turned out to be just a buddy call.

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turkey call

To approach a fine female flap your arms around her/hump while making a turky gobbling sound. The female will think it is funny and you WILL get ass.
A ritual that means you wanna fuck. Or stuff that ass like a turkey.

Guy one- "Yo I got ass from giving her the turkey call"
Guy two- "Say word"

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Chappelle called it

A term used when something predicted by Dave Chappelle or joked about on Chappelle's Show comes true.

Duder 1: "Yo man I can't believe this Tiger Woods shit. Chappelle called it for real son!"

Duder 2: "I know dude! He's lost his endorsements, only dates white women and acts like he's 100% black. Just like in that racial draft skit."

Duder 1: "He probably saw that on t.v. and started cheatin' the next day."

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