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The ancient art of retrieving contents from a soiled toilet (barehanded) and throwing them at a disliked person across the room.
Who wants to start a Canadian Food Fight with that asshole across the room?
A mythical creature found in the Ottawa valley/ Ontario Canada
We heard the cries of a Canadian snow monkey in Nidenes bush while hiking.
When a male sticks one end of a plug into a girls asshole and then hooks the other end of the plug into the outlet and turns it on and it stars to electrocute her
Dude me and Emily tried the Canadian power plug. Her ass was vibrating uncontrollably. Dude no way
A type of killing as defined by earlier Dutch (militia) settlers in Canada.
"Canadian Cold Shoulder" is when you sever either the right or left subclavian artery with a blade in the shoulder as you walk past the victim. Do to the rapid loss of blood, the body will decrease in temperature especially around the area of the wound. If the victim survives they will most definitely feel ice cold, hence the name "Canadian Cold Shoulder"
Lamens terms: stab victims shoulder while passing by, victim will bleed out & only see your back as you walk away, "Canadian Cold Shoulder"
(theres debate whether or not Dutch settlers used it against the aboriginals or if in fact it was a swift defence mechanism used against the settlers)
colombian necktie, canadian cold shoulder, cold shoulder, canadian shoulder pad,
A Vehicle with hockeysticks in it giving the appearance of having a roll cage.
Someone's a hockey player, his car is definitely rocking that canadian roll cage
Getting a blow job in February in a tent from a mature (cougar) lady and as your priming the pump, the steam comes from her nose as you jam your blood sausage down her throat releasing the poison to men, she gags and the semen shoots out her nose. Like two steaming Icicles.
Did you catch that video of the Canadian Ice Dragon I was doing in the tent on Valentines Day..
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/n/: The canadian coffee cup is the act of taking one's guest behind the woodshed, and thrusting his/her fist up the said guest's bungholio, causing a rapid wake-up process despite it being early in the morning
Adam was hard to arouse the morning of planned travel, so Brad took him out back and gave him the good ol' Canadian coffee cup to hurry the process.
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The best part of waking up, is Folgers with your Canadian coffee cup!
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