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When a male sticks one end of a plug into a girls asshole and then hooks the other end of the plug into the outlet and turns it on and it stars to electrocute her
Dude me and Emily tried the Canadian power plug. Her ass was vibrating uncontrollably. Dude no way
That one occasion when you take your ex out for dinner and a movie with the sole intention of having angry sweaty
regretful intercourse with them later whilst listening to Canadian Rock Music's greatest export - Nickelback. Then when the song finishes leave without saying goodbye and flicking the bird whilst leaving the front door open
Bloke 1 - "Did you really go and see your ex again last night?"
Bloke 2 - "Yeah, gave her a right good Canadian Anger Bang"
Bloke 1 - *facepalm*
The aftermath of the Canadian Hot Dog
"This Canadian hot dog is defrosting, thus creating a Canadian tootsie roll
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An term used to insult and confuse, all at the same time.
HEY, FRICK OFF YOU CANADIAN LUMBER WAFFLE!!
A Vehicle with hockeysticks in it giving the appearance of having a roll cage.
Someone's a hockey player, his car is definitely rocking that canadian roll cage
Getting a blow job in February in a tent from a mature (cougar) lady and as your priming the pump, the steam comes from her nose as you jam your blood sausage down her throat releasing the poison to men, she gags and the semen shoots out her nose. Like two steaming Icicles.
Did you catch that video of the Canadian Ice Dragon I was doing in the tent on Valentines Day..
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/n/: The canadian coffee cup is the act of taking one's guest behind the woodshed, and thrusting his/her fist up the said guest's bungholio, causing a rapid wake-up process despite it being early in the morning
Adam was hard to arouse the morning of planned travel, so Brad took him out back and gave him the good ol' Canadian coffee cup to hurry the process.
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The best part of waking up, is Folgers with your Canadian coffee cup!
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