Someone who calls themselves a hippie, because they listen to "hippie music," and pretend to go by the hippie values such as peace and open mindness, but really they gossip about people just as much as the regular "prep" and they spend just as much money on their clothes which is pure irony. Credit Card hippies smoke pot which makes them think they're even more "hippie-ish," but while they're high they go out and steal stuff and talk about people. It doesn't take much to be categorized as a "hippie" and even if you do stuff for your community, being mean still definetly doesn't cut it.
"Hey,like how ugly are those girls clothes."
"I know who does she think she is."
"I know gosh, well I'm off to the recycling club meeting"
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The most powerful comeback that outlaws even the invincible No U. No U is the offspring of the Uno Reverse Card.
It some weird shit
Person: Ur mum a gay whore that eat dick
You: *holds up Uno reverse card*
You: No u bitch lol
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To devote thinking time to a subject. To discuss an idea during a card game (traditionally criminal).
"Nice idea, we should play cards around it."
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The act of willingly pushing aside undeniable fact in the defense of a deeply-held belief, often for personal gain.
Example: "In order to preserve his dwindling self esteem, Timmy resorted to Drawing the Catholic Card and refused to acknowledge that there was a gargantuan white head on the tip of his nose after Margret pointed it out into a mirror."
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When you have to shake hands with someone so you wipe your hand through your ass cheeks and shake their hand.
He used his Irish credit card on his supervisor.
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Describing someone who is too young and feeble to be of any use to society, and instead is a burden. Can also describe the sellout children who are undercover cops who try to nail stores for selling cigarettes to them. Implies that the person in question is so young and infantile that they aren't even old enough to buy a pacifier to suck on.
Yooou watch Yu-gi-oh?! You probably get carded for buying a pacifier!
The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.
Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.
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Card u can play on ur best friend to make sure they will help u cus they r ur best friend can only be used once a month and in appropriate sense
Becky I'm using my best friend card so u have to make sure jake isn't cheating on me!
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