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Jerkass Country

Any country that is stereotyped as having more rude people than nice people.

Countries that are stereotyped as a jerkass country include France, Poland and the United States, but of course not everyone from them are assholes. There's douchey people everywhere no matter what country you're from.

by CelticEagle February 18, 2019


America Is A Christian Country

Ok. Somebody taught them determinism and now they're trying to use it to distort reality. DETERMINISM ISN'T REAL CHRISTIANS! IT'S NOT A REAL THING! YOU CAN'T DEMONSTRATE THAT PEOPLE AREN'T CONTRADICTING WHAT OUGHT TO HAPPEN IN RESPONSE TO A GIVEN ANTECEDENT CHAIN OF EVENTS, DELIBERATELY.

Hym "They just keep repeating this shit on a loop. 'America is a Christian country.' Yeah, no, not really. And they've coupled it with a little 'Well, you know, ACTUALLY the separation of church and state? It isn't real. That isn't a real thing. What they REALLY MEANT... Was that the church should NEVER be separate from the state and that the Christians should have the power forever and they get to make you do the incest cult... Yeah... There can't even BE a separation of church and state because Muh moral monopoly... Right?'

So, these idiots are just oscillating between these two talking points to try and make it reality. I mean... No. It isn't a Christian country- Wait! No! If anyone is King of America, it's alright? None of that Catholic Molester-King shit! Get that shit right the fuck out of here! Ok... So the pilgrims rejected the church of England and catholicism. So, even there, you have Michael Knowles just blatantly making shit up in saying that 'his lineage can be traced to the Catholic pilgrims.' Not a real thing. Even if it WAS initially Christian, THERE WERE ALREADY PEOPLE HERE! So it WASN'T that... Like... At all! They're doing the same thing they are doing to ME and the Palestinians! We'll call it 'History starts on Oct 8th fallacy.' They pick a FALSE starting point... And then they argue FROM THAT FALSE STARTING POINT... Foward in time. Ok and this is a 2 parter so just, you know, read the next on 'America is a Christian country'is the first part..."

by Hym Iam May 23, 2024


Country sign

When a man/women "shoots there shot"(asking out) so many times there's no chance in dating them. Just as a sign in the country, it's got tons of holes in it.

"a ol' son, she's a real country sign. You know what I mean"

by CarlHasSmallWeezer July 24, 2020


country cunt

Country cunt- Spits dip plays baseball is white as sperm, and fucks Their cousin and hates all the other races....typically drives trucks and thinks their better than everyone eles

I hate those country cunts

by Thebuttercup220 February 15, 2018


country girlfriend

The best girl anyone can ask for she is loyal and can do anything doesn't need you to fix the sink and handles things get self

My girlfriend is a country girlfriend and she just fixed the sink

by Yaboi1504 August 5, 2017


Country vanilla crotch rocket

The act of banging a girl doggie style while eating a bowl of ice cream. The placing the cold bowl on her lower back. Causing her sky rocket of your dick

Dude I was with this chick the other night and turned her into a country vanilla crotch rocket.

by DirtySanchezandhiscousinPedro June 26, 2021


country slab

Good;great;amazing;outta this world straight beating da bottom out da pussy, southern backwoods dick. Originated in the south-east Colerain,North Carolina. (Da Bottom)

Since I put dat country slab on lil shawdy she ain't been rite every since.
You need sum of dis country slab in yo life

by Onie252(356) May 20, 2016