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date rapist

See Edwin Cruz

Gee, I hope the DATE RAPIST doesn't hurt me.

by Anonymous August 16, 2003


Post-date postmate

When a couple goes on a date and bring left overs (or charity food from another -cheaper- restaurant) to a friend to make them feel better about not being able to tag along for the date.

Single: aye wanna hang?
Taken friend: sorry I got a date tonight, but I’ll bring you post-date postmate

by Polo boy September 11, 2019


make up date

A lunch or dinner date that two people go on after hooking up simply because they feel guilty for sleeping together without having gone on a date first.
Opposite of first-date-fuck and first-date-fuck faux pas.

1.) Well the sex wasn't great, but the food was good at the make up date the next day.

2.) I think John and I are going to hook up, but I kinda want to sneak out before we have to go on a make up date.

by Lol Sinsperth June 03, 2012


One-eyed Date

Similar to a blind date. However, they know what you look like, its just blind for you because you were so blacked out drunk you can't remember what they look like.

Jeremy: I hear you're going out with that girl from Saturday night that drove you home?

Corey: Yeah, I'm a little worried though, its gonna be a one-eyed date since I was soooo drunk I don't even remember meeting her.

by twosticks March 25, 2010


date rape blue

A mixed drink that quickly induces amnesia and incoherence. Specifically refers to the drink created by equal parts Blue Raspberry Tampico and cheap vodka.

Man, I had that date rape blue and I woke up smelling like lube.

by assmaster123 September 12, 2010


Date Rape Face

One who possesses the face of a date rapist.

Kumar: "....plus that dude has date rape face."
Harold: "I don't even know what that is."
Kumar: "One who possessed the face of a date rapist."

by Helvette July 17, 2008


Dating Miss Michigan

To masturbate. The state of Michigan is shaped like a mitten/hand. Can also be used to describe someone who is not successful in the sex/romance dept.

Ever since Katy dumped Bob he's been dating Miss Michigan.

by SuzieQ April 07, 2006