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Also known as "BDN"; Bong Date Night is when a group of friends congregate at a predetermined location (a shelter or place of residence), with members bringing his or her own bong as their "Date". No "Dates" will be shared with any other bro's or ho's, and if any persons show up "dateless", said person or persons shell be shamed and sent home.
1) Hey, let's have a Bong Date Night next Tuesday, I'll bring the "pot"-luck.
2) I was "puffing" on my date last night, dude.
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When a couple goes on a date and bring left overs (or charity food from another -cheaper- restaurant) to a friend to make them feel better about not being able to tag along for the date.
Single: aye wanna hang?
Taken friend: sorry I got a date tonight, but I’ll bring you post-date postmate
A lunch or dinner date that two people go on after hooking up simply because they feel guilty for sleeping together without having gone on a date first.
Opposite of first-date-fuck and first-date-fuck faux pas.
1.) Well the sex wasn't great, but the food was good at the make up date the next day.
2.) I think John and I are going to hook up, but I kinda want to sneak out before we have to go on a make up date.
Similar to a blind date. However, they know what you look like, its just blind for you because you were so blacked out drunk you can't remember what they look like.
Jeremy: I hear you're going out with that girl from Saturday night that drove you home?
Corey: Yeah, I'm a little worried though, its gonna be a one-eyed date since I was soooo drunk I don't even remember meeting her.
A mixed drink that quickly induces amnesia and incoherence. Specifically refers to the drink created by equal parts Blue Raspberry Tampico and cheap vodka.
Man, I had that date rape blue and I woke up smelling like lube.
One who possesses the face of a date rapist.
Kumar: "....plus that dude has date rape face."
Harold: "I don't even know what that is."
Kumar: "One who possessed the face of a date rapist."
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To masturbate. The state of Michigan is shaped like a mitten/hand. Can also be used to describe someone who is not successful in the sex/romance dept.
Ever since Katy dumped Bob he's been dating Miss Michigan.
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