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The Devil's Uno- The reading of Tarot Cards.
Her Tarot Carding Reading suggested her life sucked but, as she reached for another Oreo high as a motherfucker, she remained unfazed as she knew her life was rad and a game of The Devil's Uno would not convince her otherwise.
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A person who wants an eight pack but can't get it.
"You're a fucking devil fish Josh."
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A bearded devil is when a man ejaculates into a cereal bowl and immediately trims his pubes over it. The process is repeated by other men until the bowl is filled at which point the combination of jizz and pubes is stirred well. The mixture is applied to the face and allowed to dry for a minimum of 24 hours to give the appearance of a beard. The bearded devil is not complete until the wearer is filmed getting it groomed at a legitimate barber shop.
As a simp, my wifeโs boyfriend wants me to be the bearded devil. At first I wasnโt sure, but when they said I wouldnโt be allowed to watch him impregnate her, I agreed. It turns out itโs quite soothing and looks great after styling at the beard shop.
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another word for weed. cuz quinoa is a plant and it makes sense
stoner: hey dawg, you got the devils quinoa?? *wink wink*
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To inflict serious harm upon oneself while splitting wood using a Go Devil. Or, to impropperly utilize the Go- devil on materials other than wood and injure oneself or another person in the process.
The wind knocked down that big birch tree in my yard the other night. Unfortunately while splitting it up for firewood I Go-Deviled my foot and missed 3 days of work. Or, I wish I didn't try to Go-Devil that piece of tin and used shears, I probably wouldn't have lost my right eye.
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The alternating Friday in which a person is not paid by there employer.
Did we get paid today?
Nope, remember it's devil's Friday. We get paid next Friday.
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Vagina, or Pussy; referred to in a manner in which a man is seduced by a woman into making a bad decision, or giving them anything they want in hopes of getting laid.
You got caught by the Devil's Snare, didn't you?
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