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A person having at least one, but most often several qualites of a douche bag that makes them appear frozen in perpetual douchitude.
Your friend that goes out with a fake tan, frosted tips, gold chain and wife-beater is never going to get laid because he's a fucking douche popsicle.
when someone is so douchey there is seemingly no end to their douchebag ways.
i thought my ex was a real mother fucker but he's sunk to such lows... total douche abyss
a step up from douche bag, kinda like douche bag squared or if you want to get technical the cousin of douche nozzle
when the douche bag steps up his game and transcends the bag its time for the rhyme, by way of the laloosh, or a pitcher on your team is a douche and you want to thrown in the baseball movie reference, douche laloosh is a play on words to nuke laloosh in bull durham
The act of washing out your vagina with a man's urine
My husband gave me a golden douche
Any visible accessory (t-shirt, tat, jewelry, bumper sticker, etc) that would clearly indicate that a guy is a douche bag.
girl1: "I can't believe that guy asked me out and then hooked up with my roommate the same day."
girl2: "Why not? You didn't notice the naked tat of his ex on his forearm? I saw that douche badge a mile away."
A self centered person who thinks they are superior to everyone else.
tells endless boring stories that usually start with "This one time..."
wears sunglasses on the back of your head
complete tool
Person one : I unfortunately ran into this guy who told me all these pointless stories about how great he is.
Person two : Wow, what a douche cock.
A person that's so douchey that a bag is too small.
Douche canoe, When being a douche bag just won't do.