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An ugly person who takes many photos of themselves and post them on social media.
Man, see that ugly girl over there, I checked her FB, she's a Selfie Dragon.
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Dragon lasers are high power green (and sometimes blue and orange)lasers that are made in China, hence the dragon. Distinctly different from your average laser pointer or portable laser.
laser pointers are normally 5mW or less, have a beam that is difficult to see anytime other than night and can't burn anything. Great for presentations. Dragon lasers are 15mW upto 300mW or higher, have a beam that is clearly visible in broad daylight and can light matches and cigarrettes. Too powerful and dangerous for presentations.
My teacher said i can only use a laser pointer at school, not a Dragon lasers.
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A dragon that drinks milk (which causes its scales to turn white) in the land of dank memes.
"Is that my boi?"
"Naw, that's my White Dragon."
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A level of heat capable of melting glaciers.
This coffee is as hot as dragon piss, gotta let it cool down first.
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Dragon Puke (drag-uhn pyook)
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Any sort of Generic fantasy media with elements borrowed heavily from the works of J. R. R. Tolkien and/or Dungeons & Dragons.
Named so because in the puke of a dragon you can also find the scattered remains of Elves,Dwarfs,Men,Orcs,A Wizard, And an Ill conceived plot.
Dude 1: Hey man What Are you doing today?
Dude 2: I just bought Christopher Paolini's Eragon And I'm going to read it! and then I'm going to go play EverQuest.
Dude 1: Dude Don't Read That Dragon Puke!!! If your going to waste your life away in a fantasy world do it the right way!!!
Read LOTR and Play D&D With your Friends!!!!
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When you are having anal sex and you gape their asshole so you can blow a dank cloud from your vape into them.
Man I was banging this chick last night and I gave her the thickest Smokey Dragon!
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When a man gives his partner a purple nurple, drags his balls across they're face and cums on them.
Me and my wife wanted to spice things up so I decided to try a purple dragon on her.
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