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a long, deep, audible exhalation expressing a mild inconvenience
*eric sigh* My latte is slightly cooler than normal.
we have a meeting. *eric sigh*
Eric is cute, handsome and smart and gets all the girls(hes the man)
oh hi Eric Salgado your amazing
(Methius Pedophilius) - A person who sits outside of homes making noises and watching someone they had just sold methamphetamine to hours before. This person hacks wifi and watches people watch porn because they have nothing better to do. Feels like trailer trash on the inside because he is secretly a queer from a small town where it is a social rejection. Drinks Natural light and finds new ways of creeping outside of windows and garages by interent pedophile chat rooms. Only has friends because he sells meth.
Goddamit Michael get away from the fuckin window, you look like a real Eric Holt over there lookin through the neighbors window. its time for you to get a cracker and a nap. and bring me my fuckin walker you dumb son of a bitch.
Eric is a kind of man that is tall and cute not good looking but cute. He gets the best girl even though he has a small dick. He likes to spend time with family and friends. He enjoys to hang out with weird kids and usually has a weird sibling. If you find an Eric leave him before it is to late. Girls stay away he can be charming but rude and dangerous.
Boy: Hey pretty lady who you looking at?
Girl: I'm looking at Eric Elias he is so cute.