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The hour of power stronger than all famous in Lake Dallas Texas. The infamous "retired" Lucha Libre wrestler. Born in Oslo Norway where his theme song clearly says "Across from Mexico". He is a You Tube classic and has adoring fans all over the small town of Lake Dallas.
Now these days he rarely comes out in public and is said to be hiding from the cameras.
Lake Dallas El Hombre Magnifico
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A Hispanic mom describing a merry-go-round
So it's a merry go round
I took the kids to the El Horse Tornado today!
I'm so excited to go to the El Horse Tornado!
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A man who feels his cocky demeaner somehow makes him a superior person. He however does not realize that in real life he collects wellfare and lives in a giant boot that was once owned by Paul Bunyan.
It looks like El Capitano Gatisto got out of the boot finally... thank god.
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The act of spreading peanut butter upon a tortilla, microwaving it, then proceeding to masturbate to completion into your south of the boarder cock sheath.
Optional: border jumping is eating your lover after wards.
"oh man, last night I was giving my self an el paso handshake, was about to go south of the boarder when my mom walked in and asked for a bite."
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A big freaking retard, beyond English words; thus, a fake Spanish insult is required.
Spammertard: omg u guys r so meen!!!!11 i hat u!!!1 u suk & ur probly ugly!!!!!11111
Hawtie: El tardo magnifico.
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El Goonish Shive is a web-comic for people who like to see men transformed into women, humans transformed into animals, and anime-style martial arts wackiness.
Have you seen what Tedd did this week in El Goonish Shive?
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WTF, El Camino doesnt have preps going there.. The preps go to USC and UCLA and LMU and stuff.. :o
Stormin the the party like my name is El Nino, Hangin' out drinkin in the back of El Camino
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