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A sex position where the guy lays on a skateboard on his back and then the girl holds his legs like wheel barrow and fucks him with a strap on. ~Hugo
"Hey babe, I heard about this new position, wanna try it?"
"What's is called?"
"It's the GERMAN WHEEL BARROW!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! PLEASE NOOO!!!"
Immediately after ejaculation, the man does a back flip out the bed while farting at the same time. Creating an aerial dusting.
Him: "I came in her pussy, pulled a german rain cloud, and left 'dat bitch!"
Her: " so good, until he left me in a german rain cloud" :(
Something racists from Germany say when their describing a lighter skinned black person
Hey what's up my German caramel..... Racist
When you shower and then take a massive shit within the hour.
Man I feel fresh! Ope wait a second, ima pull a German Friday! *explodes toilet*
A huge machine with a cute name that is absolutely horrifying.
Allied Soldier:Holy fuck!You see that German kitty gun?
A huge fucking machine that has a cute name but is horrifying.
American: Holy fuck!You see that German kitty gun?
a pressure point exploited by the germans while transporting prisioners in ww2. The german hold is exicuted by simultaniously pulling someone's ear with the thumb and forefinger while simultanoiusly driving another digit into the space were someones ear and jaw meet. It is known for causing extream pain in those who incorrectly try to excape, forcing them to move with the person exicuting the hold.
The german hold hurts like hell. I used it on my brother once to get him out of my room.
This movie was used to force many people into their "quarters" during ww2