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Yo man, did you see Holmes spaced out on the sidewalk? Yeah, he just got done sucking the glass dick in the alley!
A small insect on the outside of a frosted beer glass
Hank on a glass was on my glass all night
When you take a Brad Pitt which leave skid marks and you place a single sheet of toilet paper on on the water to conceal the skiddies
I just took a massive shit and left the handbrake up. Had to frost the glass so the miso wouldn’t crack the shits.
He puts it on when horny.. right?
im pulling out the Stanley Mov A-Train glasses 😎
If you wear two glasses that means you fuck absolutely uncountable of dudes and get absolutely no bitches. It also means that your six eyes can’t even let you see your tiny ass penis
That guy wearing two glasses look like you
A truly epic party where at least seven glasses end up being broken.
NB: Only glasses that end up broken through organic drunken mistakes can be counted towards being qualified as a 7 glass party, any deliberate attempts to break glasses in order to increase count could potentially lead a party goer to be permanently classified as insane
Tom: How was the blowout last night Peter?
Peter: What can I tell you man, it was a 7 glass party.
Tom: Ah man, missed out again.