created by Annabelle Calypso (shes a tik toker)
someone who takes your man
A: “mannn this bitch stole my man shes a real cock robbin goblin”
A type of cellar-dweller that is characterized by owning a drum set, or some other type of musical instrument, this giving him an overinflated sense of coolness. Behaviors include bragging to people about being hungover at work, and drawing undue attention to their personal appearance (e.g., "check out my sweet, sweet auburn hair!")
Wow, listen to Sean talk about how cool he is just because he plays the drums. He's such a goblin on drums, he still lives with his parents in a room that has carpet on the walls.
Type of person who gives oral sex to many different men.
I can't believe you're dating her, she's a known bobber goblin.
A person that smokes a large amount of weed, particularly from dirty, smelly, very well used bongs.
my mate corey is honestly the biggest fuckin' bong goblin
A bong goblin is a young lady who is a permanent fixture of the student house party scene.
Can be found congregating in a smoky corner in the darkest recess of the party, getting wasted on any homemade weed delivery mechanism such as a bong. A bong goblin generally passes out due to copious inhalation of said weed.
The bong goblin is also generally a candidate for a good ol' tee-bagging and the occasional spooge incident.
In summary, a crack whore in training
Kev - Did you see Sophie at the party last night? She was wasted man
Chris - She is nothing but a Bong Goblin
Kev - I hear that
(noun) A mythical goblin that steals the content(s) of your shopping cart during online checkout, leaving you empty handed.
I was trying to buy a low print run comic book, but the cart goblin beat to me.
When someone in an argument argues the semantics of a word/phrase, rather than making a retort against the other person's argument.
Person 1: No lolis aren't children, they're actually young-looking women.
Person 2: Nice Vaush-Goblin Fallacy loser