A phrase expressing dreadfulness or awfulness beyond the milder condition of "death."
"So not only do I have to finish the psychology project, but that English essay is due tomorrow, too!"
"Death and a half..."
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A tool, and very ugly, cocky for no reason too.
TIM IS SUCH A DICK AND A HALF FOR SIGNING OFF ON ME!
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A distance or amount that would be unpleasant to endure.
That tree was a bitch in a half to move.
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when your boyfriend says he wants to postpone things, then goes to georgia for three months.
Haley: sean told kayla they needed to postpone things, then he went to georgia for three months. Neil: so he's a half boyfri3nd!
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When your dick is kind of hard but also not fully erect. It can hold a shape but it could be harder.
Bro after I bumped into Rachel I was half erect.
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The act of defacation without the benefit of concurrent oral sex.
Since Niles was infected with herpes, Jeeves had to settle for a half-lumpkin when nature called.
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My friend is a half-weeb, he only ever watched anime
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