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A sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup,the Stanley Cup and a very willing asshole
- The Colbert Show, 2010
My girlfriend wanted to know Canada's History...and now she cries when she hears the Canadian National Anthem
An extremely rare sex act involving the dug up and desecrated corpses of Samuel de Champlain, John A. Macdonald, and that bear cub who was the inspiration for Winnie the Pooh. The process takes a long time and is incredibly uninteresting for all parties involved.
Most pornographers agree Canada's history is a myth and should never be discussed or acknowledged.
Sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
Lets perform Canada's History in the cabin.
the most deplorable sexual act imaginable. involves maple syrup, moose antlers and the stanley cup.
guy 1 : I totally Canada's history that girl the other night.
guy 2 : wow? really?
guy 1 : yup
guy 2 : Where do you even get moose antlers at 3 am?
Dipping the end of moose antlers into maple syrup then shoving it deep in the asshole of a French Canadian hermaphrodite. You take it out, get him/her to shit in the Stanley Cup and then Celine Dion licks it up.
Man, that bachelor party was so crazy we ended up doing a Canada's History.
a sexual deviation where you fill the top portion of the stanley cup with maple syrup and then dip your butt in the syrup, then (with the syrup as lube) penetrate yourself with moose antlers
Dude, have you ever tried to get through Canada's History?
I tried, but the antlers i used were too big.
A sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
After Steve showed Kate Canada's history, she wasn't able to walk straight for a month.
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