When you're ejaculate
Lady is pretty Im ejaculate for half an hour
Im pooping but silly willie
Guess what, im poping in my khakis
used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.
"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"
A phrase people use when they make a mistake or do something wrong. It is showing that you did not mean to do anything wrong.
Person 1: "I can't believe you broke my vase! It was an expensive antique!"
Person 2: "im sorry.."
Person 1: "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
Person 2: :(
Mister Krabs from the cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants get a heart attack and exclaims that he is dying.
"ARGGFHGHDG IM FUCKING DYINFG"
"Huh?"
"MISTERRR SQUIDWARDDDDD"
"You should go outside more often, man."
the meaning of "im just a girl" is a girls code word for wanting to break up with her current boyfriend and fuck her ex
im fr just a girl fuck my mans
transportation used to interrupt the atmosphere with the asian birthday boy calculating mantenance
bro im ridin that disco stick (if yknow what im sayin) rlly hard