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greasey spoon

When you stick a heroin spoon and stick it up your butt before taking in the ass by a lubed up person. The heroin gets absorbed by your rectum and colon.

I got greasey spooned last night, I do not know how it got me high.

by Captains knot January 4, 2014


dropping the spoon

When you hit the shaft too hard and your dick falls off.

Michael Albright was squeaking the bedsprings with himself ,but unintentionally he ended up dropping the spoon.

by STDOverload March 20, 2018


Spoon Feeder

Someone who uses social media to ask inane questions that can easily be answered using a search engine or well-known authoritative sources. Effectively asking strangers on the Internet to spoon feed them information they could have easily obtained on their own.

Spoon Feeder: Hey Facebook group, does anyone know what day we switch to daylight savings time?
Group Member: Hey Spoon Feeder, let me Google that for you.

by JethroXP March 14, 2024


Get spooned

To be defeated, to be stepped on, to get cucked, rekt, murdered

ROFL x3, GET SPOONED, Carl!

by Femme boy November 2, 2020


spoon challenge

A challenge to dry hump a recently sheared sheep.

Maxine: Are you going to do the spoon challenge for a Tiktok?
John: Sure babe. I'm hella horny

by scrollleft February 21, 2021


the double spoon wammy

It’s the act in which you sit on someone’s face and shove their nose up either your ass or your vagina. This usually ends in your partners nose being broke.

“How did his nose get broke?”

“He and his girlfriend did the double spoon wammy”

by Regret June 10, 2020


Don’t stick your spoon in

Don’t get involved in other peoplesdrama.

Person A: “Gary and Melissa have been fighting all day!”
Person B: “Don’t stick your spoon in it!”

by BigBobby2435 June 26, 2022