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When a dude, or chick in some cases, walks around the house wearing a shirt but nude otherwise fully exposing the genitals. Seen in many movies, but nonetheless totally unnecessary.
I was "breaking the law" last night looking for my boxers
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When you marry and your spouse has a dog.
Common uses: "going to pet my in-law" "my in-law is a bitch" "my in-law wont stop humping my leg"
My wife had a dog. Fifi is now my dog-in-law.
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A sister - in -law that is a bitch
Dude, my bitchster - in - law is coming to visit, can I stay at your place?
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Going to a strip club and getting a lapdance from the first girl that approached you, no matter how ugly she is
You just followed Ivan's Law tonight
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A corollary to Godwin's Law, the rule that says an argument is forfeited if a participant compares his opponent to Hitler, Hodwin's Law states that when discussing progressive policies such as increasing the tax rate on the wealthy, the first person to cry 'Communist!" and/or 'Stalinist!' also loses.
'Well, all we need to do to rein in the deficit is raise the tax rate on the top 10% of wage earners.'
What? That's wealth redistribution! You Communist! You tool of Satan!
Ha! You just lost! You broke Hodwin's Law!
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'as an online argument on gay marriage grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will bring up the failed relationship of a celebrity as an example of normal heterosexual relationship or marriage. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Kardashian's Law has effectively forfieted the argument.'
"Let me get this straight...Charlie Sheen can make a "porn family", Kelsey Grammer can end a 15 year marriage over the phone, Larry King can be on divorce #9, Britney Spears had a 55 hour marriage, Kim Kardashian can get a divorce after 72 days or marriage, Jesse James and Tiger Woods, while married, were having sex with EVERYONE. Yet, the idea of same-sex marriage is going to destroy the institution of marriage? Really? Re-post if you are proud to support equal rights."
"Man, you've just invoked Kardashian's Law."
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When you are talking to someone and listen and listen to their life, but when you try to reply about yourself they are no longer part of the conversation. They either have to leave, fall asleep, or just stop responding.
Your txting with a friend for hours hearing about their weekend, and when you respond, Sophie's law requires that you hear back three hours later saying "sorry, i fell asleep"
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