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what you had before you wrote your crush
"i had italian wine"
"cool, so what are you telling me"
"that i would have loved to stroll around this place with you.
and that i want to believe that you would have loved it too"
"..dicky sticky gay cum licky......................
OK, no, yes, i think i would have loved it too"
" we have to seize these opportunities! Dublin, Venice, you know. they're there!"
The act of reaching across to momentarily seize the passenger's breast when avoiding/running over a hazard in the road while driving.
Person 1: "I gave her an Italian seatbelt last night."
Person 2: "What did she do?"
Person 1: "She punched me in the dick."
A shoebox hidden under the bed because you shouldn't have to pay tax.
Dad has an italian shoebox
fat italian man is a fat man from italy who is talented in a kitchen
the fat italian man is fat
When you put some garlic butter in a 24k Gold plated ballcuzzi and let the family jewels soak
Tony showed me The Italian Jacuzzi and now my life has changed forever
A Quattro Formagi neopolitan pizza
Ordering at a neopolitan pizzeria, "I'll have the Italian quesadila".
Waiter "what?"
You, "what"
Often seen leaning on people, throwing slobber on ceilings, climbing on stuff like a mountain goat and giving out their love in Italian Spinone doggie bags.
"An Italian Spinone is the best breed of dog in the World. No one could ask for a more loving canine companion" - Heidi Anne Morris