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Having sex with a girl without a condom.
-I put it in her bare bone jones.
-Did you hit it? Yeah I hit that bare bone jones.
-It feels so much better to bang a girl bare bone jones.
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When a guy or girl has two dicks in their ass and then asks for a large, ribbed dildo to finish the night off.
My girl Roberta was was cumming over the top after we gave her the Mr. Jones Triple!
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The fuckin best LEGO theme ever.
holy fuckin shit it’s Lego Indiana Jones the goddamn creme de la crop. I’d shit my pants right here in this Walmart if it meant I could get my greasy hands on that LEGO Indiana Jones set!
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Yes, BJU is an abnormal Christian college in Greenville, SC. Given the fact that half of the student population has come out of home-school, people there are a bit weird and ignorant of the "outside world." Strict rules and ridiculous guidelines plague every aspect of campus life. The dining common alone is enough to freak anyone out. However beneath all of the seemingly ludicrous and preposterous mandates, lies a core administration with a genuine heart that longs only to help there students. Their intentions are genuine but perhaps they are also misguided. Then again, who’s perfect?
Been there, done that. (for a couple of years at least)
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A conservative liberal arts university in Greenville, SC. Their website is www.bju.edu They are known for their outstanding music and theatre programs. Bob Jones III is the current president.
I am a junior at Bob Jones University.
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say mike jones to alert others in the room that a parental is calling them so no cussing or about illegal substances
Mike Jones! dude my dad is calling everyone shut the fuck up!!
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A spin off of the awkward turtle, Awkward Davy Jones is a funny hand sign to use in an extremely awkward situation to ease tension.
Using one hand, place your wrist by your chin so your fingers are pointing away from your face. Wriggle your fingers to mimic the tentacles on Davy Jones in the movies Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and 3.
John: So I heard some girl got really drunk at a party and ended up throwing up on Rick's shirt.
Jane: That was me...
John: -makes the awkward Davy Jones motion-
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