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grabb all tht shit dude we are making jesus juice
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Funny phrase which indicates you are surprised.
"Our math final is tomorow" "JESUS ON A CRACKER!"
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The form of hotness
That is so damn hot, it can only be described as "Jesus Hot"
"Dang, Suzie, is hotter than hot now she's all grown up"
"Some might say she's, JESUS HOT,that Suzie"
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When one performs anal intercourse while moaning a "hail Mary."
Afterwards the male withdraws his fecal covered penis and scrapes off a sample of the blessed shit with two fingers and smears it in the shape of a cross on the subject's forehead as a priest would.
"I stayed late after church and old Father Monroe gave me a filthy Jesus ...The stench was unbearable and it still won't wash off. Crazy enough, I haven't missed church since."
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A euphamism for penis. The term is used in situations where regular terms may be blocked. Not to be confused with communion wafers.
I saw Bob rubbing his Jesus Cookie. It was hot.
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When dad mowed the lawn today, he tore up some of those Jesus Droppings we never found at the Easter egg hunt last year.
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Jesus, only made of wood
Wooden Jesus is my Wooden savior.
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