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the 46th president from coney island
IF YOU COULD TELL JOE BYRON 1 THING RIGHT NOW WHAT WOULD U SAY?!
"Whazzup bby..take me out 2 dinner"
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Joe Flacco is the starting quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens. He's an OK quarterback, but he has to stop having sex with all these women. It's really ruining his image. If he keeps it up, he may lose his sponsorship with Dominos.
But, then again, you can't buy pussy at Dominos!
Voted thickest uni-brow by New York Times in 2009.
Joe Flacco has one of the NFL's most interesting lives, being born to a simple candlemaker in Delaware, and ending up being a crime lord for the Crips shortly after being drafted into the Baltimore Ravens.
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To provide cover for illicit activity. To provide a false alibi or to cover up someone else's nasty behavior.
You want to cheat on your wife, go ahead. But don't ask me to cover for you- I'm not your Joe Paterno.
If the cops call, you're on your own. I'm not your Joe Paterno.
Don't do that in front of me. You're not Jerry Sandusky and I'm not Joe Paterno.
He shoplifted that CD, then expected me to Joe Paterno him.
She told her mom she was spending the night at my house when she was actually with her boyfriend. She should have warned me ahead of time if she expected me to Joe Paterno her.
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The greatest British soul singer fo all time. He toured as Joe Cocker and the Grease Band for a while. His biggest songs were the Beatles "With a little help from my friends", "Feelin' Alright", "The Letter" and "Love Picked us up". The last one is his most annoying. It was for the movie "An Officer and a Gentlemen". It's jsut a really sappy song, but the rest are just kick ass!
Joe Cocker had some really weird moves.
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Another word for cuck
She fucked him and now I look like Joe Jerkoff
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A big faggot with a tiny dick
Look at that basketball coach crouching on the sideline with the tiny dick, he is such a Joe Madson
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A time travelling illegal immigrant cyborg from the future who has fortold of the battle of robot pirate island.He has come to present day 2014 to prevent this catastrophe and meet his father the Amd A8 CPU.He had 128gb of ram,full duplex,a wi-fi hotspot,speakers,Amd A420 CPU and a printer(located in between the cheeks. Starred in the show My Life As a Teenage Robot.
Eastin: Hey did you see Joe Zayyy?
Jan:No,did you?
Lawrencium:He went to the past to suck ya dad off.
Joe Zayyy:Beep boop bop
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