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The "Kentucky Give-away" is when one man ejaculaes into a female and then shortlly after convinces her into having sex with his buddy as well & then when the baby comes assures them that, that's his buddy's baby.
The "Kentucky Give-away" is when one man ejaculaes into a female and then shortlly after convinces her into having sex with his buddy as well & then when the baby comes assures them that, that's his buddy's baby.
Pooping on the toilet, while masturbating at work.
I decided to take a Kentucky Work-Break when I got real horny at work and was short on time, so I rubbed one out while taking a shit.
Masturbating in the porta-john while you're still on the clock.
I got a little horny at work today, so I took a Kentucky work break.
When shes riding you reverse cowgirl and sharts on your chest during orgasm.
After meeting my tinder date for taco Tuesday and margaritas we went back to my place and the bitch gave me a kentucky dirt stripe!
The act of shoving one's hand inside the female orifice and proceeding to roll violently, similar to a crocodile, with the hand still inserted, causing either great pain or great pleasure to the female.
John: Last night I was doing real dirty shit with jenny
Jack: oh yeah? Like what?
John: we tried the alabama hot pocket ,(search alabama hot pocket it will not dissapoint) BDSM, we even tried the kentucky crocodile
Jack: oh shit! I don't have a girl friend I'm gonna go hang my self cause I'm cripplingly depressed
John: ha lol faggot
When you soak a tampon in your choice of liquor and have a male friend ram it up your ass.
I was feeling a little down today so I decided to Kentucky Musket some gin with Brad.
When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.
I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.