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The ruler and arbiter of all things totally awesome.
The King of Rad's duties include determining what is and isn't cool at any given period of time, resolving differences in opinion regarding how gnarly an action may or may not be, accurately adjusting how tubular certain objects are and measuring how righteous any given situations is. Unfortuately, the inverse is also part of the obligation and although most are loath to do it, if something is indeed sucky it must be decried as such.
The onus of being The King of Rad often overcomes those that hold the position. The responsibility can never truly be comprehended until it is experienced first hand. The current King of Rad has gone into hiding from his subjects, being unable to handle the barrage of suplicants. Widely known as Mr. Door (which may or may not be an alias) news of him occasionally surfaces on the intertron, interweb and webbernet. The position cannot be abdicated, over taken or conferred to another and only passes on after the death of the current king.
Due to his majesty's absence, stop gap measures have arisen in the populace to serve the sweetness rating needs. Some examples are the crude awsome scale and the very limited Rad Scale. The Scale of Dinosaurs, though, is by and large considered to be the most uber due to the fact that dinosaurs are kickass.
The highest rating The King of Rad can bestow is Totally Rad to the Max. The lowest is, of course, teh suck.
The King of Rad recently declared that aqua socks rock his socks... off.
We think it's time for a regime change.
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1) One of the fifty-two playing cards in the average deck of cards.
2) Tiger Woods
1) I don't need a King of Clubs, I need a Eight of Hearts!
2) The King of Clubs is known for one win after another.
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A person that has become so high and drunk that believes they truly are royalty. Under this title, they have high ranks of power to easily kill any minority around them. However, they may become exiled which leads them to lose all their powers temporarily. Due to their ego, they will continue to brag about their status, whether they have the title or not. They want the whole world to know how truly fucking awesome they are.
Man 1: Dude, I'm gonna fucking kill you.
Dragon King: You can't touch me. I'll rip your nuts off and make you eat them. I am the motherfucking Dragon King.
Man 1: Too bad you're exiled.
Dragon King: FUUUUUUUU
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Variation of fucking.
Just ... spelled nicer.
"He's a fah-king idiot!"
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a northshore town in long island, NY. having an active school district and great resturaunts.
although Kings Park has no fast food resuraunts, it is home to great restraunts such as the old dock inn on its bluff, and martino's italian resturaunt in KP plaza. it is also home to the nissequogue river, where people can often be found canoeing down all year long.
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To King Kong is when someone beats on or pounds his chest at someone else to start a fight or frighten someone, usually this move is performed by a muscle bound man or boy who spends a lot of time in a gym who wants to threaten his foe by drawing attention to his ample chest muscles.
This meat head starts to King Kong me, but I was out cuz I knew he really wanted to grudge fuck my clacker.
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