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How the bass clef section of an orchestra greets each other. Cause, let's be real. Cellos and basses can pun FOR DAYS.
For y'all not in the loop. It's a play off the pronunciation of 'cello', which is 'chello' which sounds similar to 'hello', thus, the pun is born.
Kate: Chel-LO! My friends! What's good?
Luke: OMG Kate, that's sooo BASS-ic, I always thought you were a NATURAL and this! But that just fell FLAT.
Carter: *walks in* looking SHARP my dudes!
*whole group high fives and finger guns*
Josie: * in the back* I can't STAND this...
(Puns continue until director tells them to shut up)
The pubes. Peter Andrews. Remember it.
"I would totally fall asleep in Los Puebos' hairpubes.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
Lo Vu Thuy Linh is a hamlon girl
Look at that girl! She is a Lo Vu Thuy Linh one
Home to county seat Los Angeles which is the #1 largest city in California and the most populated county in the USA. Has LA and surrounding cities all in Southern California.
Los Angeles County is pretty spread out
A designated time (usually 11pm) in what district or neighborhood you are in LA country where the people collectively scream for a few seconds to relieve stress, promote solidarity, and humor. Also invented to annoy transplants to the city.
It shares its roots in the College/University “scream nights”, which is the first night before finals week where all dorm students collectively scream into the void.
Why the fuck is everyone screaming when I go to bed?
“Oh that’s the Los Angeles Scream. It blows off steam. Cheaper than therapy.”
Los Vegas, but it's made of eggs.
Girl: Where is Los Eggas?
Guy: Los Eggas!
Girl: For fucks sake groaning followed by laughter
aka 笑佛 Laughing Buddha / 胖佛 Fat Buddha / 快乐佛 Happy Buddha / Mi Lo Fu
Mi-Lo Fwo (Happy Fat Laughing Money Buddha) is the most common and most popular depiction of Buddha in China for centuries. His nickname was “Cloth Sack” — Budai in Chinese. Buddhists’ main goal in life is to ‘be happy’, and it’s for this reason that depictions of Buddha show him as being fat and laughing.
I am fat. I have a large belly, and an (almost) bald head, I must be the reincarnation of Mi-Lo Fwo