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Damn Look At My F Forehead: To see a person with a big forehead.
Damn Look At My F Forehead: To see a person with a big forehead.
Mike: Hey Daniel
Daniel: What?
Mike: Look at yo forehead bro
Daniel: What about it?
Mike: It do be humongous though
"Sometime's it's not worth looking up a dead mule's ass."
A saying when someone gives you something useful but you don't like it at all and you would like to have something better for you .
In the past, when buying a horse, people looked to see if it had healthy teeth.
Dad: „I will give you my little car for your birthday.“
Daughter: „But I don’t like it! I’d rather like a big car!“
Dad: „OH, c’mon! Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!“
A question usually asked in referral to a man's penis. Asked by 12 year olds across the country.
Male 1: Dude, yours doesn't have the tip.
Male 2: Why does yours look different?
Male 1: I guess we were born different.
Probably not a good idea if you’re a guy.
Guy 1: “I was Looking at Urban Dictionary in the Middle of the Night earlier, and I totally cummed!”
Guy 2: “Oh man you must have been so horny!”
Guy 1: “Yeah.”
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when gold is on your neck
iced out and my neck look like pee
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If she looks fat, tell her she looks fuckin fat. Don't lie just to get sex. If that bitch is fat, then dump her and go for something hotter
Bitch: "Do I look fat in this dress"
you: "yes baby you do, you so fuckin fat come give me a blow job or else I'm gonna go to the brothel tonight!!!"
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