mr. body massage machine

A term only used when picking up dangerous broken electric wires from the road and throwing them away. It is mostly used by bald African American men driving green jeeps while wearing orange pantalons.

Mr. body massage machine GO

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Rage Against The Machine

THE BEST ROCK/METAL RAP BAND EVER. A revolutionary band put together by Tom Morello (lead guitarist) and Zach De La Rocha (Lead Singer). They talk about the secrets of government of people. Their best known song is probably 'Killing In The Name Of'. True to their music and actually produce real stuff; pop (poop) fans who don't like them can go suck eggs and are just losers who can't recognise good music.

Rage Fan: Have you heard Killing In The Name Of?
Poop Fan: No. Have you heard never say n..... (loud bang interupts him and he drops abruptly to the floor)
Rage Fan: Don't ever name him or his songs again. No one copares to Rage Against The Machine

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gum ball machine

When one person bites the other partners right testicle off and as they swallow are repeatedly hit in the throat as a quarter is inserted past their ovaries. They immediately shit the testicle out at 700 feet per second penetrating a recently dug up dead guys rectum.

Example 1

Guy 1,"Nah dog i'm tired from that gum ball machine Laura gave me last night, I don't wanna do shit."

Example 2

Kittens

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dancing machine maur maur

Basically the twice introduction song in just low quality and it's Momo's part, often put into videos with racoons.

Silly lil racoons
And maur maur also gets called Karl from BSD

*maur maur is so silly"

"Where to buy a maur maur"
"It's called Karl u dumb shit"
"Karl and maur maur"
"ok"
Maur maur is such silliness
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put paper in the copy machine

Code word for having sex. Especially sex in a school or office environment.

Shelly is about to go put paper in the copy machine with John.

Texas Bubble Gum Machine

A state trooper's car, usually from the Lone Star State. The term became popularized in the film "Smokey and the Bandit."

We just passed a Texas Bubble Gum Machine at 100 Miles Per Hour.

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Old Lady Time Machine

he process of tapping a old lady's shit raw to the point of climax (for best effect above 80). At which point causes both participants to see a flash of the old lady's whole life. This process is only a couple seconds. This action may kill the old lady.

"Hey can I Old Lady Time Machine your grandma, she need to remember some stuff."