Thinker Mark

The red mark on ones cheek left after taking a large and timely excrement of ones feces. This mark can be left on ones thigh aswell and is usually left on the face for anywhere between 10 seconds to a whole 5 minutes depending on length of the aforementioned excrement.

Word can often be shortened depending on situation i.e Thinker, The Mark of Shame,etc...

Austin: Dude there is a Thinker Mark on your face!

OR

Austin: He had a huge red Mark of Shame

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mark anstee

a gay lanky cunt called mark

i was shagged by a mark anstee last night

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Shitty Mark

Usually a dirt bag , rarely shower , eats everyone’s food , doesn’t pay rent , give him an inch he takes a mile !

Where my avocados ?! Shitty mark stole them ! Wait ! He also ate your toilet paper !

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rod-mark

a mark or bruise left after being penis-whipped. or a mark that looks like it was left by a penis being used like a baton. Typically found on the face.

"dude, the bruise on your sister's face looks like her bf gave her a nice rod-mark!"

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Practice mark

Any sort of mark left from practicing a musical instrument. Sizes, shapes, and severity differ from instrument to instrument, and amount of time practiced.

These marks symbolizes the hard work and dedication the musicians put into their instruments. That, or they can't hold their instruments in a comfortable positions.

Different practice marks include the lip ring for the brass players, a "violin/viola" hicky, and some raw spots on the first finger of the left hand for flutes/piccolos.

Person 1: "Dude, what is that thing on that guy's lip? It's like a ring!"

Person 2: "Oh, it's a practice mark. He practices HELLA. It's a permanent lip ring."

Musician A: "Is..... That a hicky?"

Musician B: "No, it's a practice mark....."

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father mark

He calls himself "The Singing Priest", though he is clearly not catholic. He used to be emplyed by SMLS, and he would bring a fiddler who did sommersaults while playing.

Guy 1: Have you heard that hit album "Gift To Me" by Father Mark? The SMLS choir is featured on it.

Guy 2: Ooooooh, ahhhhhh

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Mark Paston

The true God of New Zealand, Mark made the save which took New Zealand to the World Cup Finals

Troy Lochhead, "I'll just kick this guy in the leg LOLZ!!!!"

Bahraini, "I'll just fall over because I'm a fucking cheat"

Ref, "PENALTY ME THINKS!!!!"

Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "Fucking NZs gonna choke like every other sport... oh well... keep faith boys... CHIN UP!"

Meanwhile... Bahraini players are running around the ground celebrating like they've already qualified.

Bahraini Number 16, "OMGs This is going to be sooooz easy... a certain goal thats why I was celebrating five seconds ago11"

Mark Paston, -silence-

Bahraini Number 16, "Bottom right me thinks"

Commentator, "PASTON SAVES IT!"

Largest crowd in NZ's History of Football, "YAEAYAYYAASAGDHASDHGASHDGJAGHDKHGASJDHSJAHDJHASDJHAKSDHJASGHDHGASHDGJSAGDHAGSDHGASDJASBDJNASDNASDNJASHDJHASDNKASGDHABSDNABHBVBADVBHDSBVJSDVJKSDBVNLSDJV" xinfinite

Upon returning to Bahrain #16 was thrown into an oil well.

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