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Bitch ass nigga that sucks bbc and it gay ass shit.
Bro your being like Matthew Alvarez
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A Matthew Griffith is an individual who will sell out at any moment. Can happen at random at any moment unexpectedly.
Hey is John coming over? No he is going to pull a Matthew Griffith and not show up.
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the "Matthews Bridge" is mentioned in Limp Bizkit's "My Generation". They chant "Take'em to the matthews bridge!!" in a very tough, angry tone, with goals to scare or intimidate the listener, as if taking us to the "Matthews Bridge" seemed threstening.
Nobody really knows what the hell the "Matthews Bridge" is, another reason why Limp Bizkit sucks.
Durst: Oh yea?!!! Hey, John Otto, take this kid to the Matthews Bridge!!
Me: Ooooooh, i'm so scared, ahh, the matthews bridge...
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A man who has sustained an extraordinary period without physical or emotional contact with a woman
your a frigid, and a virgin??? Your like Matthew Miller!
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that friend who takes all your fuckin dragon fruit thats so damn expensive because your poor and he knows that but he eats it anyway cause hes a fatass
stop eating my food matthew STOPPPPP
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When someone sees Matthews dick, all they can think about is a Tic Tac. You might even call it a 1 inch wonder
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a person who genuinely loves boobs , mainly calls them " tiddies " . always asking , but knowing a careful , kind manner .
person 1 : " did matthew ask you for tiddies too ?
person 2 : " yes ! but he did it in such a kind & caring way ! how nice matthew ferguson is !! "
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