Random
Source Code
Random
Three or more landscape technicians who ride in a company pick-up truck at or below the legal speed limit in the fast lane and or usually in the carpool lane on the freeway completely oblivious to the fact that they are holding up traffic or that the carpool lane is not even in effect during that time of day.
Hi, I'm running a little late. I'm on 80, but I'm stuck behind some Mexican gardeners, and I can't even see around their pick-up. Hell, I can't even see thru their windshield. There are three of them packed in together all wearing hats. I guess they don't know that it's not a carpool lanes at lunch. Later.
24👍 16👎
a man has anal sex with a woman while a costumed person eats candy from her vagina
my vag is super sticky from that mexican halloween party last night, but that's nothing compared to the pain in my ass!
665👍 651👎
a new mexican cholo term for the super awesome chevy monte carlo.
nice cutlass but it aint got shit on my mexican cadillac.
41👍 31👎
mexican motel. Any car parked on any side street in any city
in California. (Mexiphornia USA East of LA South of Burbank)
Today I awake to smell of chile relanos in my mexican motel.
There over one million mexican motel in California !
25👍 18👎
When a male ejaculates onto a womans back, lets it dry, then proceeds to peel the product off her back and make her eat it.
Dwet made a mexican flapjack on Daggie's back.
19👍 13👎
a very thin, pathetic excuse for a mustache mostly seen on early teenage boys who think it makes them look like men and on mexican labourer's.
teen 1: hey i think you have some dirt on your upper lip.
teen 2: oh no, thats my mustache.
teen 1: .....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, but seriously nice mexican mustache.
90👍 77👎
A term originated in Mexican prisons. A train consists of 7 to 10 men (usually of Mexican heritage) "having their way" on a weaker more vulnerable man. Damaged sphicter and colon are common results of a Mexican train.
Ramon and his group "Familia De Cinqo", have given a new degenerate prisoner named Randy the experience of a mexican train.
71👍 59👎