Milk Run

When you sleep with multiple woman in a row, all at different addresses, in quick succession.

x did a milk run the other night and was fully drained when they finished.

I have a few people I’m seeing and think I’ll try a milk run to see them all tonight.

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milking the bull

translated from the olde Dutch idiom. Expecting impossible results.

John was milking the bull when he thought he could win a karaoke contest when he had a case of laryngitis.

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dairy milk

cow cum

oh yehhhhh cow cum in my tea and japs eye dairy milk is my best friend

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Rice Milk

Vanilla Rice Milk!!
The rice, oil seeds and vanilla used to make rice milk are mostly organically grown, organic farmers work in harmony with natural systems to promote the fertility of the soil and the health and vitality of the crops.Rice milk producers aim to produce healthy food in a sustainable manner by avoiding all herbicides and the routine use of synthetic pesticides and fertilisers.
Geneticly modified ingredients are never permitted under soil accociation organic standards.
This is very different compared to the absoulutly shit muscle milk. Which makes wimpy gingers think they are hulk hoogan.

Rice milk= .100% non dairy
.organic
.lactose free
.cholesterol free
.low in fat and saturates
.No added sweeteners
.Delicious alternative to
soya and dairy milk
Muscle Milk=.100%"oooohhhyeeaaaaahhhh"
.Made with vietnamese poultry
.May contain horse hair
.high in homosexuallity
.high in fat and saturates
.Added sweeteners and sugar
.alternative to steroids,anthetamines and oestrogen.

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strawberry milk

When a man cums into a woman, while she is on her period. The strawberry milk is the mixture of semen and menstruation that falls out of the vagina.

I just made strawberry milk inside of her.

Their is strawberry milk all over my sheets.

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Skim Milk

A slang term for lesbian sex

Leslie: I went to the park with Mrs. Snurkle!
Rombo: OMG did you have skim milk!?
Leslie: YES it was awesome!

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sour milk

Also known as "white boy smell". Sometimes referred to as "Spoiled Milk Smell". Certain white boys (and white girls) have this distinct smell of sour milk to them. No amount of deoderant cant stop the smell. You can usually tell when a white boy will have that smell from the way they look. They are usually blonde, blue eyed, and have pale skin... but any white person can have this smell. Once you know what smell to look for you will notice this smell on most white people. Some white people dont shower but once every 2-3 days so the smell is usually a result of that. Just like black people have a distinct odor, so do certain white people.

Some examples of who likely has that sour milk smell:

Nick Carter
Kirsten Dunst
Britney Spears
Jenny McCarthy
Pam Anderson
Rick Shroeder
Brad Pitt

and many others...

Damn, that white boy needs to take a shower. Smells like Sour Milk! Like someone just opened up a 5 year old expired milk carton.

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